Welcome to the dAPF Ministry of Peace¹ Party

_{(The policy has been updated for the new dA Politics Forum Elections. A link will be posted after nominations are complete)}

We are the only party actively fighting to protect the intellectual sovereignty of the dA Politics Forum². We are directly attached to the dAPF Club³ and is responsible for protecting, promoting, and providing the dAPF Source Library⁴ to the dA Community.

We are committed to a number of things:
1) First and foremost, eradicating the diseases of stupidity and inanity from the forums.
2) Actively providing the forum with fresh, compelling, and interesting threads as an example to other users.
3) Recommending inappropriate threads to forum moderators for immediate locking.
4) Promoting use of strong arguments which are backed by evidence rather than capital letters.
5) Unabashed and unrelenting wry humor consisting of thoughtful jokes, displays, rhetoric, and otherwise intelligent displays of wit.
6) The creation of an official⁵ dA Philosophy & Religion Forum such that purely religious topics can be redirected out of the Politics Forum.
7) The commercialization of a revolutionary engine powered on refined and condensed happiness and joy which are extracted from the tears of innocent grain-fed children.

MiniPax makes use of cutting edge BSD⁶ Technologies and has identified the following topics as threats to the Politics Forum's Intellectual Sovereignty:
9/11 Truthers
UFO Conspiracy Theories
Tax Protesters
Moon/Apollo-Related Conspiracy Theories
JFK Conspiracy Theories
Chain Letters and Forward E-Mail Nonsense
Alternative Medicines
Eschatological Fear Mongering
Ghosts, ESP, and Cryptozoology
Religious Zealotry and Proselytizing
Greater Government Conspiracy Theories

If you want to see these scourges removed cleansed from the dA Politics Forum, support ~dAPF-Minipax as well as *DAPoliticalForum and ~DAPF-SOURCE-LIBRARY. The people's intellectual sovereignty shall be protected.

^{Notes
1: heretofore referred to as MiniPax
2: which can be found here: [link]
3: which can be found here: [link]
4: which can be found here: [link]
5: an interim unofficial forum can be found here: [link]
6: "Bull Shit Detection"}